TV’s on my exercise equipment? Forget that, I want a browser!

I just don’t have enough time to get everything done in a typical day.  And the thing that suffers the most is my workouts.  By the time I do my job and respond to all my emails and check out my social networking platforms and read all the blogs I am interested in and send out my twitters and write the occasional blog entry and attend to my personal commitments (aka kids) and, well, you get the idea.  The point is that I find it hard to find time to actually workout. 

When I do workout, I typically work out at home in front of the TV.  I have an elliptical machine, spinning bike and weight bench.  Last week I went into a new gym for the first time and they had TV’s on the workout equipment like the elliptical machines and treadmills.  I thought “great, TV!”  But I found myself cutting my workout short to get back to all my other “higher” priority stuff.  You know the stuff I didn’t get done.  Now some would tell me to change my priorities.  We all know that is easier said than done.  Then I had an idea.

Forget the TV on the workout equipment.  I want a browser, keyboard and mouse that is easy to use while on a particular workout machine.  This could be easily done for the Elliptical machine or Treadmill.  The keyboard and mouse could be built into the machine in locations where you might typically rest your hands.  I can hear the purest now saying that you should be resting your hands on these machines.  You get a better core workout when you don’t.  Okay, purest.  Don’t rest your hands but I have work to do so I am going to.  This would work for spinning bikes as well.  With full fledged browsers on the exercise equipment, I could kill two birds with one stone.  I could check my email and do all my social networking platforms.  I would definitely choose to do this over TV during a workout. 

My guess is that this is probably already being developed or has been developed but if not, I thought of it first!  Not really.  I don’t care who takes the idea and runs with it.  I just want someone to develop a browser, keyboard and mouse into the exercise equipment that allows me to still get a good workout but also allows me to do all my browser activities.  You won’t only be helping me.  This could go a long way towards helping the obesity crisis we have in this country.

Jeff Dunham – Spark of Insanity

If you have not seen Jeff Dunham or watched his Spark of Insanity video then do yourself a favor and take the time to watch it.  It is truly funny.  You really lose track of the fact that he is a ventriloquist and you just get caught up laughing at the dialog between he an his puppets.  My favorite puppet is Achmed the Dead Terrorist.  Enjoy.

Conformity: A Means To An End

I good friend of mine conveyed a story to me about conformity.  He was waiting in a waiting area at some type of government office.  Because I can’t remember what type of office it was lets just say it was the DMV.  A mother walked in with her son trailing several steps behind her.  Her son was about 16 and had long punkish multi-colored hair.  He was dressed in all black.  You know the look.  A cross between goth, punk and the motorcycle gang members from the movie 48 hours.  He had numerous piercings and a lot of attitude.  As he walked into the room he sat down and said in a loud voice “this rooms reeks of conformity.”

My friend said he had to fight back the urge to laugh and say something to the boy.  My friend realized that the boy was actually a fraud and didn’t even know it.  He didn’t realize he was actually conforming and sadly conforming for no real purpose.  The boy was choosing to look the way he looks to be exactly like his friends or others that believe they are unique by dressing and acting the same.  They want to be different from everyone else but in doing so they are conforming to a very predictable image.  My buddy realized that, yes, he was conforming to norms and standards deemed “normal” by most but that his conformity helped him get a good job and make a good living so he could take care of his family.  I guess the point to this is that conformity exisits and it is not bad.  It is typically a means to an end. 

Management: An Exercise In Patience

I have been managing people in different work environments for over 15 years.  I don’t think I am a great manager.  I am very good at some aspects of managing but to be truthful, I realize that I lack some of the personal interest in my employees that I see from other people that I feel are very good managers.  I do feel that I am extremely fair manager and that I allow people the room to experiment and make mistakes.  Some managers simply have no room for mistakes or inefficiencies.  For some, this is just their personality and for others this has more to do with the environemnt.  I am in a position where I can live with mistakes and I will if it helps promote the growth of the individual and makes them a better employee.  The downside to this is that some people feel that my management style is too detached.  I just don’t see it that way.  For me it is similar to how I interact with my kids.   Sometimes you have to stand by and let them learn through experiencing something, even if it is bad.  And even if I have already learned that same lesson.  Sometimes telling them the answer is just not the same as letting them learn through the experience.

I think at the end of the day this is all  about patience.  Patience to allow people to learn and patience (and understanding) for those that don’t understand why I manage the way I do. 

My Kids Play Soccer

I live to watch my kids play sports.  Their primary sport is soccer.  3 of my kids have been on State Cup championship teams.  Two were on Under 12 competitive teams and one of my kids has been on a team that won back to back recreational titles in the Gold division.   I know that does not sound that special unless you have kids that actually play soccer.  In each age bracket each year only about 14 to 17 kids can be on a state championship team.  That is it.  Just bragging about my kids.

Why Would I Lie About A Thing Like That?

I was recently updating my LinkedIn account.  While doing this I came across the name of an employee that worked for me 6 to 7 years ago.  Young kid that I like a lot.  He had tons of potential.  So I sent him the message to have him join my network.  Pretty straight forward.  Then I noticed he had listed himself as a VP at the company we worked at.  Unbelievable.  Maybe I am too honest but it just blew me away that he would lie.

My MILF List

Yes, its true.  I have a MILF list.  You may have strong opinions about whether you feel this is an appropriate topic but at the end of the day I don’t really care.  It is my list and I cherish it.  I think about it all the time.  It is a list that has developed over time and I like to prioritize it daily as the priorities do change from day to day.  I hope to add to it over time but for now it meets my needs.  Before I divulge the list, I feel I should explain how I developed it.

I find myself daily being drawn into the the social aspects of the web.  I now have accounts for LinkedIn, Plaxo, Facebook and Orkut.  As you can see, this is my first post on my shinny new blog.   All of this social networking stuff is so addictive.  Especially Twitter.  Yes, I am addicted to Twitter and now have a love hate relationship with it.  It is a weird dynamic.  I find myself constantly checking for new Tweets.  Yet I get angry because some people Tweet too much and tell me things I don’t really care all that much about.

This got me thinking.  I wish their was a filter for Twitter that would only show things I care about.  What a great program that would be.  A Twitter filter.  I would give it a cool name like Twilfer.  Or better yet, I could shorten the name to TWILF (TWeets I’d Like to Filter).  Then it dawned on me that there are other messages I would like to filter out of Facebook, LinkedIn,  email and all my social networking tools.  So I expanded the idea to Messages I’d Like to Filter.

So here is my MILF list:

1.  Anything you think is cute and funny that you wrote when you were bored.  I mean you were bored.  Trust me, it comes through in the message.

2.  Anything about your pets.  I don’t like animals and I really don’t care about yours.

3.  Anything about politics, religion or life.  Or TV shows you like or movies you like or food you like…you get the idea.

4.  Anything that does not directly benefit me in some way.  Let’s just agree that it is all about me.

5.  Any and all SPAM.  Even if the SPAM were to benefit me I don’t want it.  I mean we really need to take a stand against SPAM. 

6.  Really anything I am not in the mood for at that moment.  Meaning, not now but maybe later.  Then again, maybe not.

I can’t wait till tomorrow to re-prioritize my MILF list.